Espresso Expresso! The Coffee Slug

You are in a hurry to get somewhere and you run into a Starbucks or Peets to grab your morning coffee when it happens….  You encounter a “Coffee Slug”.  This is the person standing directly in front of the cream and sugar area, preparing their coffee as if they are performing a lab experiment, taking forever.  They take up the entire counter and have no clue that a line is forming behind them as they prepare their delicate double latte concoction.  A touch of cinnamon here, a little cream there, a little more cream, oh, a little more sugar, etc etc.  You get the idea..  You want to scream!  I believe that this is a growing epidemic but have no real proof to back this up.

Annoyance level: 3