You are in a hurry to get somewhere and you run into a Starbucks or Peets to grab your morning coffee when it happens…. You encounter a “Coffee Slug”. This is the person standing directly in front of the cream and sugar area, preparing their coffee as if they are performing a lab experiment, taking forever. They take up the entire counter and have no clue that a line is forming behind them as they prepare their delicate double latte concoction. A touch of cinnamon here, a little cream there, a little more cream, oh, a little more sugar, etc etc. You get the idea.. You want to scream! I believe that this is a growing epidemic but have no real proof to back this up.
Annoyance level: 3